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Today's stupid Answer

Question: Explain what Common Law is and how it is made?

Answer: Common Law is the law made by common people. For example Law made by the bakers and ice cream shops

Today's stupid Student Excuse

Every Now and then I get another classic Student moment.

This time

Teacher: Why are you late to class?

Student: Because it's raining outside

Teacher: How does that make you late?

Student: I can't walk fast in the rain

Teacher: Huh? How does that work?

Student: Because if I walk fast my pants will get wet.

Learn English - Enough Said

Teaching Feedback

Check out the last line - There are times where all that work pays off....I feel like eating an apple

Eat Bananas more than half an hour before Running

Ran the Bay run around iron cove today at 8am and learnt some important lessons.

1) Banana's are best eaten more than 30 min before running (otherwise you will get a stitch before the 10 min mark) and

2) People who live around the west are fast.

official time: 36 min 01 sec...not bad

Only in Australia: The land of bludgers

Yes only in Australia where bludging is a job!

A TRAINSPOTTER is being paid up to $1300 a week to watch a weed-infested rail line that has not been used for more than a decade.

The flagsman will be at rail line in Warrnambool, in Victoria, for three months while sewer lines are put in nearby even though the track has been blockaded by rocks and sleepers for two months.

Wannon Water, which is building the sewer lines, said before they could begin work, public train operator V/Line forced it to have a flagsman on guard despite no trains using the lines.

From News.com.au

VB Beer Gelato

After a good practice run of the Bay Run I went to Dolce Latte Gelato and Pizza in Concord where I was surprised to find Victoria Bitter flavoured Gelato. tasted pretty good and it does taste like Beer!.

Chinese car crash test failure

What have we learnt? - don't buy a chinese car